We sacrifice! 26 things that women just can not do well

Man, women! Apparently we just do it all wrong. Wash hair? Sorry, not so. Make up? Well, that's almost obvious. But sleep, mushroom picking, raising dogs? there too we have a lot of catching up to do everywhere! Uh, logically. So here is a list of 26 things that we naturally really screw up.

  1. The classic: use make up. Just does not run with us.
  2. Wash your hair: Stop rubbing!
  3. Wash Face: Stop scrubbing!
  4. Take a shower. Hah! That's probably not for beginners.
  5. Means only the orange horror: self-tanner.
  6. Actually, any kind of cream is not for us.
  7. Flirting is especially problematic for strong women.
  8. After flirting comes, sure: cheating.
  9. Is the disaster then there: Ex win back does not work either.
  10. Sleep, poof, yes, just lie down and close your eyes? we always have to make it easy!
  11. The High Art of Leggings Combining. A mystery.
  12. Even the wearing of bomber jackets is such an issue.
  13. If you want to look good, you should eat properly. Of course we do not.
  14. It starts with shopping.
  15. Alternatively, even mushroom picking is even more in the pants.
  16. Or cook asparagus.
  17. We do not even need to try sport. Can not we anyway.
  18. No, no squats.
  19. Of course, losing weight will not work out that way.
  20. Under the clothes: The pure debacle. Especially the underwear.
  21. Better so, because when it was time in the education class condom use, we talked again with the neighbor.
  22. Anyway, the whole topic of sex is a single drama.
  23. Nevertheless, if we become pregnant as if by magic: carrying babies is the next problem.
  24. And then bring the child to school sometime.
  25. Even the dog laughs dead over us.
  26. Quite logically, actually, where we can not even brush our nose, brush our teeth or do the necessities.

Multifandom | Sacrifice (May 2024).



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