Heikko Deutschmann
Dear ChroniquesDuVasteMonde, why am I always in the wrong line?
Dear Heikko Deutschmann, We are sorry to say so, but scientifically you are a sheep. At least according to the theory of Peter Brugger, neurobiologist and random researcher at the University Hospital in Zurich. He divides people into two camps: sheep and goats. Sheep have problems with chance and try to find explanatory patterns for inexplicable events. Bucks believe neither in Providence nor in other powers that regulate world affairs. Who or what could be to blame, that we are inevitably in the wrong line? The weather, George Bush or the dear God, who wants to order us a forced break? All we can do is keep an eye on the few obvious factors in queuing: the talkative slow-motion cashier, the poor-eyed retiree who can not control her change, the frantic youth who lunges to weigh the bananas , and then can not remember the PIN of his debit card. Whoever has them is waiting forever, completely clear. Otherwise, we suggest: Become a buck. Because for some phenomena there is simply no profound explanation. Or make a game of it: Try to predict which of the supermarket snakes will be the fastest for whatever reason. Next time you just follow your new insights, "brain researcher Brugger" calls this "Prediction Training." It will not take much longer at the box office. Promised.
Your ChroniquesDuVasteMonde
