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May 6, 2024

Dear friends, the level is sinking: Because this dating show goes under the belt?

Are you sitting? If not, then prefer that, because otherwise this news can not be handled. Because it happened last night! The most absurd dome show of all time is flickered over the screens and has destroyed the last bit of claim on German TV in just 65 minutes irrevocably. And if I say something like that already, that must mean something!

Because when it comes to trash, I'm always at the forefront. Jungle Camp? Is my highlight year after year! Nathalie Volk and Frank Otto? I've been celebrating like megastars for weeks! 'Naked Attraction' on RTL 2 is definitely below the belt? and that literally.

Six boxes - six naked bodies

The concept of the show is conceivably simple (and primitive). Gedatet is simply backwards times. You start, so to speak, where stink normal dates in the best case stop. (Or where dates stop in some fantasy world, I mean only!)

Because before the singles get to know each other, a blank is drawn. A single man and a single woman are now spoiled for choice. In brightly colored boxes in front of them, six men or women stand neatly lined up - naturally splinter-fiber-naked - and are uncovered piece by piece. The face is only revealed at the very end and of course it starts with the lower body. (Logical: Who cares for pretty eyes and a charming smile?) Are we here at Disney, or something !?)

Boasts and labia are considered

Anyway, single-man Rob is in his element right away. With relish, he is now allowed to check out and test the six women, which makes him particularly pointed. We learn: The 26-year-old is on partially shaved vaginas and labia majora (namely, increase the woman's sense of lust? All clear!).

But hey, after all, with the 26-year-old guitar teacher from Berlin a real connoisseur at work. As if by heart, the naturist lover can name all breast forms. For example, we would have the puffed-up model or the drop-shaped ... Hach, what more could a woman want?

You notice, Rob was not easily made the decision. Imagine we had to choose between a banana penis, a mini-sausage and a giant lout. Oh, friends, these are questions that change lives, I tell you! (* Irony off *)

But back to Rob. In the end (as he was then also splinter-naked: "woman should know what she is"), he has chosen Lina, a small dark haired with a nice figure and normal sized breasts. But of course only because he suddenly realized that the face is after all the most important thing of all. So after labia and shapely breasts? is clear!

Jenny looked very close

But before now all feminists cry out, because of course it was once again a man who was asked to unrestrained meat inspection. Round two of Naked Attraction played the other way round. Then suddenly Jenny from Gummersbach stood by moderator Milka Loff Fernandes and was allowed to judge over six naked Adonisse.

One, for example, was shortlisted, because the diameter of his best piece has made the 24-year-old quite wuschig ("So a hand is probably not enough."). Another penis convinced in turn because he was so symmetrical (I swear by everything a genital part has that I did NOT think up !!!).

Penis talk with a difference: "He's shaking a bit, sweet"

Sounds almost like the candidate is superficial. Of course she is not, because even a smaller pig she can win something: "If it is then excited, it looks quite different." And please do not forget the difference between "blood penis vs. meat penis"! Oh, and then there was one, "that shivers a bit, sweet" (Yeah, well, man, who says RTL 2 would teach you nothing? Sexuality for everyone is the motto here!)

Well, in life, as in love - sometimes you have to set priorities. And what is the one character, the next is just the penis diameter!

I'll stay with romantic kitsch à la Disney

In any case, I prefer to rely on my two buddies Volk and Otto and draw on the Gina-Lisa and Honeys this world. And as for dating: never give up! At some point he will come? the prince on the white horse in the supermarket! After all, a bit of Disney did not harm anyone, did it?