Annoying lab bags? So you stop the flow of speech!
Really everyone knows them: energy vampires who talk and talk and talk. Of course, of yourself. Questions? Is a foreign word for this species. Sometimes you can barely get out of this form of monologue unless you use the right go-away-away-you-nonsense tactic:
1. Refer to others
The hardest thing about pushy lab bags is that they never stop talking. The good thing is that most of the time they do not care who they're talking to. An enthusiastically proclaimed "You have to tell XY!" and refer to the person who is just passing on the left or sitting on the right side of the table can work wonders. As a rule, the tiring nuisance will chatter every willing victim who can find it. Ideally, that's not you.
2. Beat the Laberer with his own weapons
There is a very simple way to get rid of nonsense heads? you simply can not let them speak. Immediately splash with a barrage of very unimportant and above all uninteresting facts as soon as the lab bag comes in sight. For example with the current charts of the doctor's visits to the mother-in-law or an exact description of the car repair from the year before last. If the nuisance wants to say something, interrupt it directly. "You, I have to finish this now". Applied consistently once or twice, the lab bag will soon be looking for a different projection surface for its designs.
3. Definitely get out of the conversation
"This is extremely interesting, but we really need more time for this topic" is a good sentence to confuse the professional Laberer. Even turning away will irritate him. For example, if you turn to another person and leave him alone. Or picks up the phone, because you just have to lead a totally important call, which turns out at the end as a promotional call from O2. Of course, this makes you a little unpopular, but at least you get rid of the problem first.
4. Duck away quickly
If all this does not help, only the escape to the front or back works. Main thing away. Once the annoying person shows up, hide right behind a pillar. Alternative: Friendly flute "I would like to talk to you so much, but I have no time at all!". After that super fast? also race is allowed here? and loving smiling but in any case quickly leave the place.
