Will she be the nanny for Baby Sussex? The secret of the popular nanny Connie Simpson

Nanny Connie Simpson is the woman who trusts women: a big, round, unshakable love and God-trusting black mid-fifties who calls herself "the proud South-grown plant" of the US, where she experiences "compassion, love and patience in excess "absorbed with breast milk.

Nanny Connie, help!

Simpson became famous as the "Baby Whisperer" (including Instagram and Facebook presence) for helping kids like George and Amal Clooney, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, and Brooke Shields and Jessica Alba with husbands to swing. Soon, on the recommendation of the Clooneys, she will move to the British royal family to be responsible for the royal offspring of Meghan and Prince Harry.

Your secret of success? Well, Nanny Connie actually seems to disprove the old adage that love can not be bought: in "her" family, she is considered the most indispensable member on time. She is heartfelt, full of wit, compassion and warmth for babies AND their newborn moms who they? like Brooke Shields or Jessica Alba - like "my sweet baby"No matter how rich or famous they are, Nanny Connie seems to have seen it all before, and knows a clever solution to it, some of which may not meet the latest demands of education, but it seems to work.

For all of us who can not afford such a wonderful service, there is their accumulated wisdom from thirty years of motherhood experience as a book (so far only in English: "The Nanny Connie Way: Secrets to Mastering the First Four Months of Parenthood"It was comforting and supportive for my husband and me, when, tormented by sleepless nights, we were only zombies of our former selves".

Connie Simpson is not seduced

The title picture skin pretty well on the shit: On a plump Windelpo emblazoned provocative "Have no fearHa, that's easy to say, if you have enough money and space to get your baby into the house with an experienced nurse, who literally takes care of every shit day and night for up to several months nice to the new-born father, but hard-hitting, that he will wait in vain or urge to finally get his childless wife back to bed, and Connie Simpson is in every way the counterpart of the sweet-nanny type, who loves to would also satisfy the needs of the landlord, as did Ethan Hawke or Jude Law.

In summary, one can say that, despite all the celebrity drumming, the book is based on precious secret that has long been lost in the stack of guidebooks and concepts. common sense. With organization, food, hugs, sleep, humor, anti-flatulence, love and belief in God, Nanny Connie solves every problem. Her book is divided into the period of preparation for the birth, birth and puerperium and then the first four months with the baby. Surprise: Here is a need-based education. However, not only according to the needs of the baby, but especially after those of the mother, which in Germany is almost considered as child maltreatment. First of all, Nanny Connie says, "Put the baby on a scheduleEstablish a timetable and rituals.Nursing mothers advises them to pump off milk during the day so that someone other than the mother can feed the baby at night and sleep through the breastfever.

Simpson feeds her nursing mothers cuddly nests everywhere in the house, where they get rest, music, company and a beer, which, according to Nanny Connie stimulates the milk flow as well as anything else. More good news: Especially when the mother is breastfeeding, she should eat a lot and consume tons of butter and olive oil, plus avocados, nuts, greasy yoghurt and cheese. This is the only way to make their milk fat (very important for the development of baby brain), full of nutrients and long-lasting: "Breast milk, which is not rich enough, brings your baby faster on ready-made food than a fly on a donkey's back!" Nanny Connie likes to talk about how she had to persuade her celebrity mothers to want to quickly starve their top figure after the birth. Only chocolate is not recommended. that is bloating.

YOU are the parent!

Before Nanny Connie leaves the house and the family again, she wants to teach the parents routine and self-confidence in dealing with the baby and mentally harden them against daily gushing advice.This one should simply be with a polite "Interesting! Thank you!" pass the (baby) ass. "YOU are the parent" is rehabilitated here as chief. No, if you do not want to see a visitor and do not want to wash your hair, your in-laws, uncles, aunts and friends are not allowed to just stop by just to have a look. You do not have to be the radiant actress in the new family movie that instinctively does everything right and stays totally relaxed. Setting limits: No, you CAN NOT touch the baby with your bacteria-contaminated hands. Why? Because I say so!

And that is the most important statement in the book: Every mother must be mothered, comforted, spared, cuddled, massaged and well fed, and, above all, allowed to sleep as carefree as possible. She has given birth to the world, now she has to heal both physically and mentally from pregnancy and childbirth. Nanny Connie is hugging a lot for that, rubbing her mother's back and massaging her feet. Loving physical contact is vital not only for babies.

It's not just the mother's job

Unfortunately, in Germany it is the exceptional case that a baby nurse assists a newborn mother for weeks or months. You hardly get a Nachsorgehebamme whose few home visits are eagerly expected. And instead of a dreamlike privilege, it is more likely to be understood as total surrender and educational oath of disclosure if you seek professional help for the baby. It is generally expected that parents will be proud and happy to guide visitors through the good nursery after one week at the latest. It applies the good faith: The mother instinct will already set. As with the subject of sex many think, such primeval things as the reproduction would be self-evident only by doing, otherwise mankind would long since become extinct. But biology or not? a baby is not self-explanatory. It's just totally confusing and incredibly loud, especially at night. That's why man should definitely do an infant care course. Nanny Connie admonishes all fathers strictly: "Take time to learn to change diapers and to take care of your baby on your own!" That would also be the royal road to the longed-for intimacy with the partner: while he diapers the baby, she should be pampers.