In addition to Mondays, alarm clocks and Facebook are still vegans at the top of the list of the most popular enemy images on Twitter. Vegans are arrogant, malnourished, always the center of attention and even have the nerve to launch a product they call 'vegan cheese', even though it's not cheese at all.

If cows could tweet, they would first tell everyone that they are vegans.

? 451, Lasse (@rainerschund) November 16, 2017

 

"Attention, attention, this is the pilot of this aircraft, I have to make an important announcement that I would not want to withhold from them."

Panic prevails. People are unpacking their life jackets.

"Dear passengers, I'm vegan, thank you for your attention."

? The power supply (@Grolmori) November 8, 2017

 

vegan without nutrient deficiencies, I'm not serious

? Application Letter2 (@MYSPACE_RU) November 10, 2017

 

A vegan? Cheese? By the way, it's not cheese either. If you vegans really want something like that, then please also submit your own name for it! #DHDL

? mine. (@brombaerchen) 14. November 2017

Say, people: IS IT STILL? I do not know where these hangers are hanging around, but no one has ever told me unasked and without context that he's a vegan. Clear: In a society where meat, or at least animal products, are part of every meal, vegans catch your eye at the latest when we sit with them at lunchtime.

But even if vegans were basically the most annoying and pompous people in the world (which of course is absolutely absurd), would we barely notice them in everyday life? because only about one percent of our population are vegans.

Vegan disgust sausage is not representative at all

And to this cheese number: It's not "the vegans" who are screaming for vegan cheese, and vegetarian ham pickers or campaigning for apple juice to be labeled "vegan" on the label. That comes from the companies and manufacturers!

Most vegans I know do not even buy these substitutes, but feed on naturally vegan foods like nuts, vegetables, grains, etc.? and that they thereby lose quality of life and are malnourished, does not affect me so.

On the contrary: If I have the choice between a hot couscous salad with cashews, peppers and cranberries and a cheeseburger, I decide three times for the couscous salad. A meal can be delicious without meat and animal products? and that's just as well.

Vegans should be our role models!

Because with all the quarrels between meat eaters, vegans and vegetarians: We all agree that we have to shut down our meat consumption in the long run, For those who do not agree right now, here are some facts:

• Germans eat on average about 60 kilos of meat each year? So every day about a Cordon Bleu per capita
• About 50 percent of the greenhouse gases we produce are produced by animal breeding? so by our meat consumption
• More than 70 percent of the agricultural area is devoted to animal husbandry
• To "produce" one kilogram of beef, you need 16 kilograms of grain? Generating meat is extremely laborious and swallows many resources
• If a grilled chicken costs 3 euros, it had a short, tight, stressful and extremely cheap life and was probably so eaten with fattening food that it could not stand right
• High meat consumption in industrialized countries is making the plight even more dramatic in developing countries (prices are rising due to demand for animal feed, monocultures are destroying soils, small farmers are expropriated, etc.)

Of course, one can now hold many "convincing" arguments against it, such as:

• "Plastic is just as shit!"
• "If your avocados are flown around the world, that also produces greenhouse gases!"
• "Replacing animal products would cause quite different unforeseen problems!"
• "I do not care what happens to our earth when I'm dead!"
• "The animals only live through us, because they need no quality of life!"

But hand on heart: Every idiot can see that an average consumption of 60 kilos of meat a year can not be a desirable measure for 7+ billion people! Not on this planet, anyway.

The veggie day was such a good idea

Everyone does not have to eat completely vegan, but one or two Cordon Bleus per week do it.

This green suggestion from 4 years ago that there should be no meat in canteens one day a week was such a good idea - just so meat lovers will see that vegetarian food is delicious too! But no: a single meal a week, when they should not be served meat, and people go to the barricades!

Oh no, that was not so. The opponents, of course, was about the principle. They did not want politics interfering with the life plans of individual people (Newsflash: Do politics anyway, for example, by deciding on retirement age, school systems, and maternity pensions). Are they not checking or are they too lazy to think?Content is more important than principles! Especially when it comes to climate and justice.

Incidentally, instead of looking forward to the fact that the Kassler cold cuts in the supermarket only 99 cents, we should rather make it clear that the pigs from which he comes, most likely lived in their own shit and have bitten off each other's tails.

But if animals live their short lives under the most abysmal conditions and our earth is no longer habitable for humans, that's not as bad as when someone puts a product based on coconut on the market and calls it "vegan cheese". ,
 

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