Why the hardware store visit causes salivation
I'm back. In the place where you drive with trailers, with vans, small trucks, station wagons. Wherever something is moved, hit it, and tackle it. Sometimes with two left hands. Or just with a thumb (circular saw)? but please green.
Something happens to me. DIY metamorphosis. Any enzymes adapt my cell structure. A transformation process that turns dangerous semi-knowledge into expertise that builds a bridge from theory to practice that turns a man into a blue man: a doer. No matter who you were outside, here you become an electrician, a mechanic, a designer. To the problem solver. I like.
Want. I. To have.
Let me drift, inhale the scent of fresh sawn spruce, dip-impregnated, the aroma of bark mulch and solvents. Is like wellness. A quarter of an hour before the shelf with the nails is acupuncture for the soul, clears the pear. Here everything has its order, things are sorted, have their fixed place in numbered aisles. Everything has function and a powerful name: bolt cutter, gun drill, split hammers. Want. I. To have. Pincers, flat and pipe pliers. Bring it on. Splitter, plank grinder, high-pressure cleaner. Yes Yes Yes. Mobile lawnmower. Salivation.
Go in, because you need a 6-piece dowel, go out with galvanized countersunk screws, a new set of screwdrivers with ergonomic handles (non-slip), a pneumatic impact drill and a brushed stainless steel toolbox. I already own. I hardly use it. I have no room for. No matter, no matter, no matter. A phenomenon that women from boutiques know. Was a bargain!
Pink tool
Women. There's also here. More than before. Attracted by special artisan courses. Gone are the days when women took only plants or batteries from the cash register. Nice, on the one hand. Other hand? Not. Because: pink cordless screwdrivers, jigsaws, toolbox. Burns while looking like hot metal chips in the eyes.
But can learn something from you. In any case, in dealing with the technical staff here. Because: good advice is expensive. He costs overcoming. Questions about how things work: not my strength. Follow me if I do not get explanations: difficult. Is not a problem for you. Because if you're a bit full-time pros, then yes, when re-drilling.
