The 30 dumbest footballer sayings

From Berti to Poldi - the best footballer quotes

• "That's football, sometimes the better."
  
  Lukas Podolski after the 0: 2 in the World Cup semi-final against Italy.
• "When the ball passes the keeper, it's usually a goal."
  
  Mario Basler
• "A goalkeeper must exude calm, but he must be careful that he does not fall asleep."
  
  Sepp Maier
• "The most beautiful goals are those in which the ball goes in a nice flat top."
  
  Mehmet Scholl
• "The Swedes are not Dutch - you could see that very well."
  
  Franz Beckenbauer
• "Interviews from me right after the game have only conditional sanity."
  
  Oliver Kahn
• "We just can not put the sand in the head now!"
  
  Lothar Matthäus
• "Nobody likes to lose."
  
  Michael Ballack
• "Nonsense, we never gamble for a lot of money, at the most about 3000 DM!"
  
  Mario Basler, in the training camp of the German national team
• "We did not want to concede a goal in Bremen and that went quite well to the goal."
  
  Thomas Häßler
• "It was a beautiful moment when the coach said: Come on Steffen, take off your clothes, now it starts."
  
  Steffen friend
• "Milan or Madrid - main thing Italy!"
  
  Andreas Moeller
• We all had their pants full, but it was pretty fluent with me. "
  
  Paul Breitner
• "Since then I've been trying to see the human at every light touch, every collision, every foul in the opponent."
  
  Toni Schumacher, about a foul of him
• "Hatred is not part of the stadium, and you should live it out in the living room together with your wife at home."
  
  Berti Vogts
• "We are a well-intrigued troupe."
  
  Lothar Matthäus
• "In the final analysis, we were not consistent enough."
  
  Karl-Heinz Rummenigge
• "My problem is that I am always very self-critical, even to myself."
  
  Andreas Moeller
• "The Jürgen Klinsmann and me, we are a good trio. (Pause) I meant: a quartet."
  
  Fritz Walter Jr.
• "In the first moment I was not only happy to have scored a goal, but also that the ball went in."
  
  Mario Basler
• "My carefreeness turned into controlled spontaneity."
  
  Mehmet Scholl
• "I had a good feeling from the feeling."
  
  Andreas Moeller
• "I hope this game will not be my only debut."
  
  Sebastian Deisler, after his first international match
• "We all know that Mario did not say what he said, what he said he said."
  
  Berti Vogts
• "His calf is not there yet, where she has to go."
  
  Jürgen Klinsmann to the consideration of Michael Ballack for the World Cup opening game
• "That's what I said to him then verbally"
  
  Mario Basler
• "One-third, no, I want at least a quarter."
  
  Horst Szymaniak
• "At first we were not lucky, and then there was bad luck."
  
  Jürgen Wegmann
• "No, I do not think outside the gate, I'll never do that."
  
  Lukas Podolski
• "I say only one word: Thank you!"
  
  Horst Hrubesch

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