Ten things only a single woman knows
1. How to master a wedding invitation plus one
When opening, sigh deeply, then call Paul. My gay friend, first of all, is able to rock the dancefloor like no other, rocking the dancefloor to Britney and Kylie and also offering the best protection against the loaded single men, who are mostly alone for very understandable reasons. But the best thing about wedding planning with Paul is the eleven (!) Picture sms with possible suit outfits that might suit my dress.
2. What to look for in online dating
a. On the way to the first date necessarily think about exit strategies for emergencies and best friend Diana ever for the "SOS call" letters. Or one mentions at the welcome that the power yoga begins in less than an hour. A coffee-length courtesy is enough.
b. If the emergency is rough optical illusion in advance, you may turn around after a "hello" on the hack. Example: You can see at first glance that banker Christian, 41, had closed his mouth on his parship photos only because of his yellowish Juergen Vogel-Gebiss. And goodbye!
c, The escape plan may also be activated when a man, as Marketing Manager Peter, tells the dessert, that in his family, the twin probability is very high and winking meaningful. From the back door!
3. How it is to plan reckless holidays
Finally, the all-inclusive week ("How uninspired is that please, darling?") In the notorious Robinson Single Club in Turkey book and do nothing but beach, sports and party. Or check the L.A. trip with friend Sonja every store on the Rodeo Drive, although we can not afford a particle at Prada or Balenciaga, of course. That's really not what it's all about.
4. What fun it is to have sex with whom and when you want
On Saturday meet the handsome Jan from the climbing course and on Wednesday study friend Tim, who is currently in town. Important: Enjoy the immorality, but maybe not better tell - there is a danger to be labeled as a slut.
5. How to do a "Walk of Shame" with dignity
"Walk of shame" means going to the office in the same outfit as the day before, because you stayed at the one-night stand. Unfortunately, in a women's editorial almost every colleague notices that one wears the dress from yesterday and is also lipstickless. So it's best to grab the cosmetic bag of the neighbor and disappear quickly to the bathroom. The dress of yesterday? "My total favorite part".
6. What to say to men on the stupidest single question of all time
"Why is such a great woman like you (still) alone?"
a. I save up for a just as great man. Do you know a?
b. Because I'd rather arrange with me than waste my precious time in bad company.
c. The air is so damn thin on the summit - that's where most guys run out of air.
7. What amazing faces men can do ...
... when they are outfitted after having sex at night because you just prefer to sleep alone - and better.
8. How to confidently raise the family card for the discount parts at the Ikea box office
Tip for unsouvered days: Just looking for the family umschauen.
9th That you should never look alone Tatort
This is just a couple or group thing. You can only get upset about the pitty dialogues together. Alone, that's no fun.
10. How wonderful self-determination it feels to have the apartment for yourself
Paint the bedroom wall pink if you feel like it. See through the full sixth season of "Scandal" on a weekend. Ugly dance seizures live up to bad chart music in the living room.
