25 things that every woman has ever thought about the dating app Tinder
The dating app Tinder follows a fairly simple scheme. You look at pictures, the person likes it (swipe to the right), or not (swipe to the left). If you both find each other great, you can write.
Since this wipe is quite entertaining, you get to see a lot of profiles over time. I currently have 95 matches in my inbox. That's probably going to make several hundred profiles that I did not like. Accordingly, I have already patterned many pictures and read personal statements. And quite inevitably, a thought pops straight into my head for many photos and statements.
I'm not alone with that: I know from two friends, who are also with Tinder, that they have the same associations in certain images. And I bet many women feel that way. Recently, I even met a Tinder guy who told me he was showing women and men. Not because he is interested in the same sex, but because he finds the portrayal of women and men at Tinder incredibly interesting - and yes, sometimes very clichéd. And? Have you ever had one of the 25 following thoughts in your head?
25 things that every woman at Tinder would have thought of before:
1.
Okay, you obviously have a large circle of friends ... but who in the pictures are you now?
NEXT!
2.
Five mirror selfies? Do not you have any friends taking pictures of you?
NEXT!
3.
First photo: You hold a woman in her arms. Definitely a friend. Second photo: You and this woman again. Definitely your best friend. Third photo: You kiss her! On the lips! Reminder: Tinder is a dating app!
NEXT!
4.
You skydiving. You on the road bike. You on an incredibly high mountain. You in the speedboat. Until just recently, I found my life quite good. Now I am depressed.
NEXT!
5.
Beautiful landscape pictures. The only question is: what do you look like?
NEXT!
6.
Only portraits? No full body photos? Oha, another man under 1.75 meters ...
NEXT!
7.
No picture? Clever in an app where you can not find out about the other person except perhaps common friends, interests and a short "about me" statement. You have omitted the description with the same. We also do not have common friends and interests. Bye, Dirk! After all, you have a name ...
NEXT!
8.
Your pictures: pretty. Your description: A link to your Instagram account, to your Soundcloud site and to your website where you can buy your first CD. Would you like to meet a woman here or promote your music?
NEXT!
9.
First picture: Oh, you like children. Second picture: Oh, now I also know how the mother of your child looked in the delivery room right after birth ...
NEXT!
10.
Ooh, you're shaved full body ...
NEXT!
11.
Haha, you are 35? Nice try. You like older women? Then just stand by your true age!
NEXT!
12.
Your first picture: That's okay. Second picture: okay too. Nothing to shock. Third picture: Uuh, you like dogs ... damn, yes, that draws!
LIKE!
13.
First photo: only dog. Second photo: dog only: Third photo: dog and a blurry figure in the background. Are you that?
NEXT!
14.
You obviously like to go to parties. And also have no problem with posting pictures that you in - let's say? show less good moments. I think first sympathetic ... but your complete profile consists of these pictures! Are there any other things that are important to you?
NEXT!
15.
First photo: Two types. One hot, one not. Second photo: Damn, the wrong one. Hmm, I could like him and ask for the friend? Or not? Or is it? Hmm ...
Alright, NEXT!
16.
You obviously like emoticons: Can you write too?
NEXT!
17.
Your statement: humorous, sweet, single! Phew! Good that you mention that in a dating app again.
NEXT!
18.
Your Statement: Live every day as if it were your last! Hui, how original!
NEXT!
19.
Oh, your friends have created this profile for you? And you think it's a nice pastime? Yawn!
NEXT!
20.
You would rather have met me in the supermarket? Then off to the next sausage counter with you! Yawn again!
NEXT!
21.
Your statement: That can not shake a sailor! It is called: ONE! Ahhhh!
NEXT!
22.
Your statement: So, dear men. 'Ne woman you have to carry on hands. Then she lies at your feet. If you still have not got it, you're really stupid. Seriously? Oh man!
NEXT!
23.
That's the friend of the Karin? Thought they've been together and happy for five years. I ask at the next meeting, if they now have an open relationship ...
NEXT!
24.
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NEXT!
25.
Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Swipe to the left. Tinder reports: "There are no new people in your area". All wiped away. Stupid app. What am I doing here? 10 minutes later I'm online again? and tata, there are new people in my environment. Uh, cool guy ... great app!
