Women with crude humor: The world needs you!
Saturday night in a small town: I'm sitting with some friends at the Italian and ... boring me. Effi tells that her little one is teething, Mirthe is considering a new financing strategy for the new semi-detached house and Ilona enriches us with the topic of all-day school: pro or contra. We move on thick ice floes. Nobody gives something really private price, we do not know each other well and that should stay like that. In me it starts to grumble. My legs dangle uneasily, my thoughts drift off. I already know that this will not turn out well. And then it happens to me again: Mirthe just explains the pros and cons of extraordinary repayments, as it breaks out of me: "Have you ever had sex with an Italian?" I whisper and lean profusely over the tabletop. Six eyes stare at me in surprise. What they do not know: I have not asked that, because I want to know something about their sex life. I do not want a bit. No, I just asked that to amuse me about her reaction. Yes, that's my sense of humor. I love to crash facades. And that also in the rough way.
Humor seems to be something genetic
What kind of humor you have seems to be born in the cradle. For example, I come here completely after my father's mother. My grandma is 89 now. She sometimes forgets names and complains that we never call, though we keep doing that. Also, you do not want to think of recipes anymore. What she never forgets: her coarse humor. She is thirsty for the mental failures of an over 90-year-old arrogant ex-colleague, who always thought herself particularly smart. She laughs mischievously when she has kicked people on the tie and her motto of life is still today: "Lost a friend lost than missed a punch line." One may not believe it after this description, but my grandma is a good-hearted and extremely popular woman. And I dare say: the latter is not the case, even though she has such a crude humor, but exactly THEREFORE.
Dirty humor is sexy
Although many women consider it a big nonsense, I believe that men find women with a raw humor sexy. A lesson I learned very late. In a long discussion after a less long fast relationship, a guy once told me that he found me "so" (he said unloved) much more exciting than our dates. "Now you're cool and funny," he said. "You always tried to be perfect on our dates." And oh no wonder, said the man apparently damn boring. That day, I decided not to pretend anymore. Neither men nor acquaintances who babble me to death with home savings contracts. The civilized girl was cool in 1950. Nobody needs that in 2018 anymore. And so I can only say one thing to the women of this world: Stay tough! Stay funny! And whistles on small-minded Shocked. Style can sometimes laugh dirty too. And what would that have been for an evening if I had not asked for sex with Italians? For - listen and be amazed - they answered. But I do not want to say anything about that: Because what happens to the Italian, stays with the Italian. And no one will ever know what Mirthe, Effi, Ilona and I have told each other, on the evening that my crude humor has saved.
