These thoughts go EACH woman in the blowjob through the head

Ever heard of the Schniblo day (March 14)? Yes, exactly, that's the "Schnitzel and Blowjob" day, the horny men have just launched themselves.

Whether we "celebrate" this day with our sweetheart? Mmm, let's see ... because honestly: Especially when it takes longer, such a blowjob is hard work. And as a woman you just can not help thinking about it. In this list you can surely put some "I know too!" Check mark.

1. Gorgeous, he just had a shower!

2. So, always careful with your teeth! Huh, that sure hurt him now?

3. Wow, I should have braided myself

4. Oh no, these are clearly too many love drops!

5. He does not really moan. Am I that bad?

6. He will not be flabby now. Halloooo? I'm doing my best here!

7. I would rather suck on a Calippo coke now?

8. I wonder what he thinks when he spoils me orally

9. How well his ex has blown?

10. Can I watch the new Gilmore Girls episode now?

11. Um? how long is this going to take?

12. Has the degree dropped short?

13. I ignore the testicles quite skillfully!

14. Can we have real sex right now?

15. Swallow or spit? Spitting is so rude. Oh, I swallow. No, I spit. Oh, now I have to decide?

16th Hach, I'm on it!

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