Ten ideas for a better "50 Shades" end

For many viewers, the end of "Fifty Shades of Gray" was not the highlight. Of course, you have to leave a door open for the sequel. But something more exciting than (attention, spoilers!) An unnerved "I'm leaving now, bye!" could it have been, right?

But: That should be better in the DVD version. "Universal Home Video" has announced that the purchase version of "Fifty Shades", due to be released in May, will have an "uncensored" end to many additional scenes as well. But can the missing censorship save the end? We have much better ideas there:

10 ideas for a better ending of "50 Shades":

1. Christian Gray still jumps through the elevator door. Anastasia is excited, both have sex. On the third floor, an old lady with a dachshund in her arms climbs in and looks piqued.

2. After Anastasia left, Christian looks sad for a moment and then poses for 20 minutes in underwear, low-cut jeans and tight-fitting suits in front of a mirror, knowing that most viewers do not want to see anything else from him.

3. Anastasia drives home frustrated and finds out that Christian has secretly bought her an expensive computer that needs to be installed by a specialist. "Why, a computer does not have to be hooked up by a craftsman, I can turn it on myself," she thinks as she signs the receipt.

4. Christian shrugs, make a new dash on his "Women Who Are In My Game Room" list and then play with his new assistants a round of Monopoly with real dollar bills.

5. Anastasia finds a letter from her college at home: Since she has been staying for months primarily in sex apartments instead of at the university, she unfortunately had exmatriculated.

6. Christian calls his life coach and asks why he just has no luck with women. "Lateral contracts with dildo clauses are simply disturbing, I tell you for years," the coach replied exasperated.

7. Anastasia finds a man without massive relationship problems and leads a happy life with him - However, she must now always giggle pubertal when she visits a hardware store.

8. Christian sits down sadly in his "playroom" and googles "SM for beginners". "Oh," he mumbles pensively, "I did everything wrong."

9. Anastasia howls out to her roommate. "How could I have guessed he was so weird?" She keeps asking. Her housemates sips on the wine glass, says nothing and laughs years later about her hapless college girlfriend.

10. Christian quickly runs down the stairs and meets Ana at the bottom of the elevator. "Okay, that was just shit from me," he gasps breathless as she walks past him. "Yes," says Anastasia, "and you are a miserable, immature, selfish idiot who can only act as a psychopath because he is rich." "Do not say that!", Christian moans tearfully. "Goodbye," Ana says and turns around again. "Incidentally, I like SM sex very much, only with you he was just bad."