My evening with the "Bachelorette"
18:57 clock: Just over an hour before the second episode of this year's "Bachelorette" season starts, I'm overcome by an uneasy feeling: hunger. How remotely I order a pizza, which seems to me to be the perfect olfactory background for the expected trash TV evening. Just look at Twitter, if someone is already there. A fellow sufferer who systematically prepares for the show with the pizza from the day before. Note that I am a beginner.
I am now eating the leftover pizza from this afternoon and waiting for the #Bachelorette
? Katharina (@onewhoretime) July 15, 201520:18: Crap, over pizza eating the beginning missed. One candidate is currently clinching with another. "I do not belong in this format." He wants to move out. Underestimated the pressure from the group. And "here, uh ... uh ... to be in the criticism." Deniz stays because he wants to fight for "Alisa."
20:22 clock: The Bachelorette invites you to the first single date. It hits a Florian, dark-haired, salient feature: rolling "r". It goes to paratriking, a kind of motorized tricycle with parachute on top. Alisa chose the date so that "Florian can prove that he can be a man too." Ouch!
The other puzzles, why he just got hold of the first single date, agree that it was probably due to his "ice blue eyes". At the parable then: Alisa cheers. Florian is shaking. "I'm afraid of heights, actually." The new man - always honest. "One is pleased," said the diplomatic Alisa. He was pretty shy? Florian: "I'm really shy."
20:26 clock: Confrontations in the men's villa. Oldie Katsche (42) fancies with Deniz - the one who actually wanted to move out. Accuse him of being eggless because he has not moved out yet. Katsche dramatically: "He no longer exists for me!" Zickereien among men - check.
20:28 clock: In the single file it goes to the piles: Florian's last separation, why, why, why? Alisa: "Especially in questions of separation you get to know the people well." What Alisa hears seems to please. As a reward, she sets him a playful straw wreath, which she has lost during the conversation, lost in thought. "He looks like a little Greek Adonis!" Unfortunately, RTL has cut out the following three-hour conversation of the two on the Grexit probably. Florian after the date: "I'm 100 percent satisfied with me." After all, one. If only this Bavarian accent were not.
20:31 clock: In the men's villa. Checkers of the competition: "And, on a wavelength with her?" Florian grins.
20:32 clock: Candidate Philipp, who is on Facebook as a favorite, threatens to fly out. The policeman in amorous solitary confinement. Alisa still has not talked to him.
Wonderful how totally unsure this guy is with himself: D So pump it properly and become a police officer. #compensate #bachelorette
? Dominic (@ dominic_87) July 15, 201520:33 clock: Group Date at the Beach. Two try it with the compliments "Well, you look good!", Alisa in turn checks out the body measurements and rated "the good mediocrity" of a guy like He-Man looking like Gordon enough.
20:34 clock: Surprise attack said Gordons. He has to "confess" something to Alisa. He is a father - unintentionally, as he wordily assures. Because his affair simply did not prevent. Responsible Gordon does not seem to have that kind of responsibility. His one and a half year old daughter has never stayed with him. Otherwise, he just does stuff with the kid you do with kids like that. Alisa does not look happy, but bravely announces: "A child is not an exclusion criterion."
20:36 clock: At the beach. "I would like to marry in such a place," one of them exclaims unasked. Later he asks the "Bachelorette" in a dramatic voice: "Family, children and animals - how is your attitude?" Alisa is not demanding: Husband, child, house, dog - "as far as possible within the next two years."
20:39 clock: The tattooed Till tries to score with arrogance: "I'm honest, I really like tall women." Alisa is more of a smurfette format. Spoiler: Till will not get a rose later.
20:40 clock: Back at the villa. Someone calls Alisa "the angel of the night". Another (the one with the animals, I think) says the day at the beach was "mega monkey horny".
20:43 clock: One of the candidates tries to score with a sympathetic social pedagogue-talk: relationship as development space and so on. He also tries to stare down Alisa. "He tried to mesmerize me with his looks." The competition suggests that Dennis had been "meditating" on this moment all day long.
20:47 clock: Advertising.Grandiose competition question again: What is the name of the Bachelorette? A) Alisa B) Adelaide. Impulse, call and insult the tape voice, suppressed.
20:55 clock: A nail designer named Robbin crashes into an intimate two-way conversation with Deniz (the one who wanted to move out). Top Dog posturing. Deniz: "Get out!" Störer Robbin: "I'll be right, Digger!" A minute later, Robbin is again in front of the two: "Laber not, no one cares." The competition discusses: "He is completely drunk." Three and a bit "Asi" finds Alisa Verheten, but with the saying "But we know that women are on bad guys" again destroys everything.
9 pm: Decision will be taken 15 minutes before the end. So that everyone also notices, one says: "It's like a kind of climax, it's getting more and more intense." Good that I will be enlightened.
21:01 clock: The second night of the roses starts unexpectedly fast. A Mario gets one because Alisa reacts "nervously" to him. Florian, Katsche also. And the "Asi" Robbin.
21:04 clock: Roses change owners every second. Schmaltzy music. I lost the overview. Advertising.
21:07 clock: Have a look at Sarah Kuttner, also a trash TV fan. She posts funny photos of her dog and the true sentence "50 percent of the candidates at the Bachelorette look like Arne Friedrich, which is unpleasant, especially for him." Directly favored.
50% of men at the Bachelorette look like Arne Friedrich. That's unconfortable. Especially for him.
? Sarah Kuttner (@KuttnerSarah) July 15, 201521:13 clock: The candidates are all very sensitive. "The wait is hell, it breaks your heart, it makes you crazy." One is "almost dead", he even shivers a bit. Macho density tends to zero.
21:15 clock: The "allerallerletzte Rose" (Alisa) goes to ... the contrite policeman. All Facebook breathes.
21:16: Last words of the candidates who unfortunately did not receive a rose that evening: Till (who prefers big women): "Then she takes one who tells her 1000 times how great she is." Marvin (who looks like the pizza advertising guy): "You're just sad." There is nothing to add.
