Did I mention it already? I love 'Bachelor in Paradise'! Because there are finally real professionals at work and not just cheap-bought McFit-Prollos who have sniffed in the nail salon too long on the acrylic powder or have burned away under the solarium the last brain cell.

Nope, the flit pizzas in RTL's Nirvana have already successfully completed the harsh schooling of the Trash-TV (and yeah, the last brain cell burned off anyway ...) and managed to stay consistently at the very lowest end of the general level. Congratulations.

Bachelor-Opa Paul Jahnke drives the girls crazy - and the Sanne even more!

But what would such a troupe be without its leader? In episode two, that's why his Highness Mister NotSoBombastic aka The Primal Bachelor aka The one and Only Paul Jahnke is finally the honor. Of course befitting with pink pants, floral shirt and extra polished dimples. (I swear that non-allergic people get bad hay fever seizures or eye cancer, I'm still waiting for the diagnosis!)

The Ur-Bachelor Paul is honored.

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Anyway, Oliver Sanne bitterly meets the arrival of the top Spackos with the Hansi-Hinterseer-Memorial-Barber, but not as bitter as the fact that Caro is not as fond of his macho-blab as he is after show one. (Against the Billo sayings, which can only come from a second-rate 'middle-of-the-life' script, even the chatter of Domenico music is in my ears.)

"Do not look that way with your pretty face!"

Bachelor-Opa Paul definitely makes an impression on Caro, but he can not sting Philip. (How do you know that, what do I know!) With an oh so? NOOOT! ? romantic date (something in a suite? no idea, was boring!) So she wants to mark their territory and makes the Bubi with the inflated Muckis so very spuschig.

"It makes trouble in my head!" Dear Philipp, look at it! Unrest in your head means that your head is not dead. Not dead is guuut. Kapische? Admittedly, the reservist could easily have put a towel on him, then the matter would have been clear as well.

To be on the safe side, does she also send a few more threats? can not hurt! "One should not at every Rumfischen"she warns Philipp. "But the format is there "this one answers. (Boy, do you have a yearning for death?) What follows is a destruction-look that will probably go down in the annals of the Bachelor in Paradise story and a sentence that just came straight out on my list of popularly-quoted dumplings. Proverbs has landed. "Do not look that way with your pretty face!" But really, hey!

Everyone wants Philip. Why does not anyone know?

Philipp seems to become a real Bitchelor magnet. On the one hand, there would be Karo, who finally swapped the Sanni for the Hulk among the Rosenkavaliers and left him like a jealous crying baby at the bottom of the macho facts.

Caro and Olli probably still need to talk.

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Then there is Pämm, who had a date with Philipp last week and since then has been thinking about the joint silver wedding.

And last and least my BFF Carina. Hach, what did we both enjoy with the last bachelor season (* irony off *)? Anyway, she wants to go to Philly Boy? and even after explaining to her how much he cares about Buddhism and culture in general.

Uh, Carina, do you understand that? The boy is on culture. That's the temples and stuff. The part that you have visited with the Völzi in Vietnam, alias Venice, and once really found shit, to put it nicely ...

Was not she escaped just because there was no party boat nearby?

Evelyn & Domenico? Fortune teller predicts a great future for them

In the Graces above, the Bitch Fight is in full swing, while two other candidates have searched and found each other. Evelyn and Domenico are already the dream couple. Like stupid and dumber only stupider.

What does the future hold for Domenico and Evelyn?

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They, too, were allowed to set out on a date together and let a fortune-teller predict the future. Just the thing for Evelyn: "I like imaginative things because I'm imaginative and that inspires me to new fantasies." And this with Domenico, who speaks in a fantasy language called 'Sh-everyone-my-words' ... I say yes, they fit together like trash TV and gagging. But back to the fortune teller.

So Evelyn is not really the thing then: "I'm scared of fortune tellers because they can curse you too.So they can look at you and then? Suddenly I fall in love with Domenico immortal. " Unbelievable? So I'll remember this before the next fair visit. ISCH ERTRAGE DOMENICO NÄMLISCH NISCHT !!!

Evelyn wants to know anyway and sets off in perfect English:

"Is my lover in the room?" (Reminder: The date took place outside!)

"Is my boyfriend correct or makes problems with other women?"

How many children i become?

Hach, is not that nice? So my ears are bleeding? and yours?

The end of the song is by the way: Evelyn and the full-time Hesse with the felt-tip beard live happily ever after and have hundreds of children. Or so! Nevertheless, Evelyn does not want to open her heart quickly. Judging by Domenico's view, however, it is enough for him to open her flowers for the time being. Or he has to go to the bathroom very urgently. That could be it!

Saskia and Christian stuck their tongues in the neck? and me: Wuäch!

Christian and Saskia exchange saliva.

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Speaking of loo: Since I would have stormed in the face of a scene and almost. I'm just saying: Christian and Saskia. Smooching. In the pool. Wuäch!

After her PR love for Nico Schwanz, of course, a new one had to change soon? Well, you know? ago. So do not wait a long time, Kopp in the neck and go go the wet tongue games including fast ascent? to the disgust on my part, but to the delight of the Flitzpiepen, who watch the scene curiously from the edge of the pool. Do you do that! Anyway, after a few minutes, not only is Christian's face perfumed? that much is clear.

Nevertheless, he does not want to buy the Love Suite with Saskia Atzerkotz. "We can not do that, we've known each other for 24 hours"he whispers. (If he has read his contract correctly? In the bachelor world 24 hours are almost a lifetime!) Saskia finds that of course mega shit and howl: "I have never experienced such a basket!" (At the same time, Christian would have been allowed to do it for free.) Normally, the Good man auctions such nights for a lot of gravel!)

What else happened:

Domenico carries Evelyn on hands

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* Philipp has received a love letter. No, not from Janine Christin? although that was my first thought as well. From a reliable source, I know that she was not let into the country, fearing that she could stick to one of the candidates and withdraw her psycho number.

Domenico, however, has a really clever note in his pocket, which certainly has the immediate transfer of the perpetrator to the episode. "It must have been someone who has paper and pencil!" Well, did I promise too much?

By the way, it turns out that he himself was the author of the message. He wanted to get everyone "thinking!" Unfortunately, you do not know if it worked, because this process never takes place.

* Oh yes, next to Pauli is also Sebastian (The type of the Dschess!) From now on part of the hormone troupe. He is a very restrained, he asserts of himself and has also full view: "Pretty nice soup here, right?" Jo!

Sebastian wants to charm the ladies.

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* Johannesch buttoned before Saskia, because as said the ex is from the tail, which in turn is a buddy of walking men-bleaching. However, the conversation stirs her up so much that she puts her acting skills to the test: take a deep breath, pinch her eyes tight, pucker her mouth into a narrow line? and already the tears are running. Applause at this point!

* Yeliz is still sitting around in the area like a frustrated (or dead) bouncer. I tell you: this is all part of the preparation for a new legendary slap. BÄM!

* Marvin is out. And Oliver Sanne (Juhuuuuu !!!). At this point, a short call to the government in Thailand: The Sanni makes sure well as a pool boy - maybe you want to keep him? Germany would like to thank you! I would definitely do it!

Backstreet boys (May 2024).