Here are some real testimonials for you
1. SCHNIPP, SCHNAPP: HAIR FROM
For a new look you do not have to part with the partner. Make a cut elsewhere.
This helps to pull through:
Morgenvision: only five minutes in the bath to style the hair. So much free time was last in kindergarten days.
Happiness:
This is me? Yes! Quite unexpected. Pretty nice. You can see courage! And then those many compliments?
Residual risk:
This is me? No! You'd better not have listened to us.
But it is also good:
Even lend a hand as Britney Spears is only something for pathological hardship cases. First breathe (again!), Then ask the barber for his opinion. And maybe listen to it.
MUMM-LEVEL ****
2. UNMUNICATED ON THE ROLE
Oh. You do not even go to the weekly market without make-up? Then this is the personal fight: gently remove layers of paint, put on smiles, welcome to the club (at the party, vernissage, company party - wherever you go in the evening)!
This helps to pull through:
Do you remember the make-up beginnings? How long did it take for the painted face to match the felt face? All a question of habituation. Also vice versa.
Happiness:
At night all cats are wow. And: at dawn no make-up removal necessary!
Residual risk:
"Are not you feeling well? Are you a little pale?
But it is also good:
If you have to compulsively explain to everyone what couperose is, take cover again!
MUMM-LEVEL ***
3. FOREIGN NOISE RATING THE OPINION
Children can be so mean. So, the others. They wind squeaking out of the buggy. Screech. Forcing her parents to their knees. Core group: four-year-old. Venue: Supermarket, waiting room, bus. What helps: external irritation (in the blind spot of the guardians). Means tongue out! HELPING TO DRIVE Always remember: Even as a passer-by you have an educational mission. And parents sometimes lose the distance, are not so free in their judgment. Shout, er, step in!
Happiness:
This two, three seconds silence.
Residual risk:
Parents do not have a blind spot. They follow Butzi's gaze. And see: YOU. Bäääh.
But it is also good:
Do not scratch, bite, spit!
MUMM-LEVEL *****
4. BEAUTIFUL WORDS FOR A FOREIGNER
Wow, the woman looks great! Hmm, that smells good! This fits the licorice, which is the same grated. Really now. Only too!
This helps to pull through:
Just the thought of how such an unexpected compliment would strike at yourself: so beautiful!
Happiness:
Apart from the points for the Karma account? It's hard to believe, but when people smile, it's good mood. Be the trigger.
Residual risk:
The stranger looks at you, raises his eyebrows? not happy, but compassionate. Damn, you got a snipe! Sorry, that was a mistake.
But it is also good:
No compliments below the belt!
MUMM LEVEL *
5. INCLUDE COLOR IN BED
If you're not into sex, can that be so many? really serious too? Have reasons. But if it is because his sex is not you, bring it to the table. First of all please in the figurative sense: "You, I have to tell you something ??
This helps to pull through:
We already have red ears? nothing is more embarrassing than talking about sex. App for:? UnderCovers? offers 99 fantasies to choose from. However, the partner will only see those preferences that he finds himself.
Happiness:
Damn I love you ?
Residual risk:
Nobody wants to hear that he / she is not well in bed. Mediate: I need it like this?
But it is also good:
Never call yourself a sexist, please!
MUMM-LEVEL ***
6. GRANT SUBSCRIPTIONS
May I have half of your pizza? Can you take me home for a moment? Do you get the gift for the colleague? NO! NO! NO! Oh, is that wonderful!
This helps to pull through:
Okay, okay, you can start slowly. For example with a "maybe". Phew, that makes you sweat on the forehead? Yes? No! Talk to us: N-E-I-N-! We make it!
Happiness:
No means yes? and to your self-determination. This moment in which it unfolds: oh yeah!
Residual risk:
The title Everybody's Darling may be denied, you little tormentor.
But it is also good:
Categorically become a naysayer? No! Um, you know how we mean that?
MUMM-LEVEL **
