10 playground moms we all know
1. The Sharinging Mum
No matter where their little ones are and what they are doing: The Sharinging Mum has captured it with her smartphone. Your playground stay consists of hashtags like #stolzeMum #familytime and #ganzalleinegeschafft. Let's hope that she looks at the photos herself later, so she knows how the day was like that.
Why she is so valuable: Because she always keeps us in mind how we DO NOT want to be.
2. The latte macchiato mum
While Karl and Anna hit their heads in the sandbox, Mama enjoys a hot latte macchiato. Whether with or without company, their motto is: Life is what you make of it.
Why it is so valuable: Drinking latte macchiato and helicoptering at the same time is impossible. Latte-Macchiato-Mums: You got it!
3. The sports mum
She does gymnastics, climbs, slides and runs after the cable car. The main thing faster, higher, further.
Why it is so valuable: Watching it from the park bench is something extremely exhilarating and you feel as deeply relaxed as BUDDHA himself.
4. The super-good mom
She is praised: The super-mum. In fact, it is simply a latte macchiato mum without latte macchiato. Her natural predator: The angry Mutti.
Why she is so valuable: she is the ghandi of the playground, the enlightened ignoramus. Even angry muttes are biting their teeth. Wonderfully inspiring!
5. The apple cut mum
Their children are Gustav-Hans, Otto-Jürgen or Tjorven-Annabelle and their twenty bicycle bags are packed with vitamins.
Why she is so valuable: Because she also offers our children an apple schnitzel and we do not have to cut our own.
6. The angry-Mutti
No matter what, this mother always has a child in her sights that is IMPOSSIBLE. But especially she has his super-relaxed parents on the Kieker. No wonder that their blag are so distorted, where they take care of NULL KOMMA ZERO.
Why it is so valuable: Just sit back, listen, smile and rejoice that you are not so bitter.
7. The God-will-Mutti
Also known as helicopter mom. She sees every danger and follows her offspring at every turn. What else can happen !!!
Why it is so valuable: Should a saber-toothed tiger get lost in the playground, it will warn us. Perfect.
8. The applause mum
Your child runs their own one-man hiking circus. Anyway, it receives a loud applause for every crap. Because it's slipping. Because it sings. Because it's breathing. APPLAUSE!
Why it is so valuable: It generates the narcissists of tomorrow. A world without self-obsessed idiots would be just too boring.
9. The subject mum
"Oh please, Lenchen, can we go home now?" If Lenchen does not feel like it, that will not happen. Because this mother is dominated by little tyrants. The poor!
Why it is so valuable: Always a nice confirmation that a courageous NO must be in between. Acts like a smoker deterrent for less assertive parents. Predicate: VALUABLE!
10. The Besserwisser-Mutti
She runs her own education counseling center on the playground. You do not even have to make an appointment. The only downer: Nobody wanted to hear their advice.
Why it is so valuable: how else should we know that we are doing everything wrong that can be done wrong in education? So a bit destructive criticism has probably harmed yet no one. So come on! More of that!
