Seven thoughts that each of us has in the sauna
Yes, we know: There are other rules in the sauna. While one is otherwise ashamed to death, when the neighbor after showering has run just too close to your own bathroom window, nudity is suddenly completely normal here. But is it really possible that when we enter the hot wooden cabin we suddenly leave behind all the learned rules of living together? And why is it so damn hot in here? Seven thoughts that keep us busy while sweating.
1. "Is the guy watching over my breasts over there? Stop that, you spanner!" It is usually paired with an evil eye towards the man you feel annoyed with.
2. "Oh no, is that my old math teacher?" No, usually he is not. However, the mere thought of meeting him here makes us shiver even at 80 degrees Celsius.
3. "This penis is small and shriveled, the poor man". Followed by the thought: "I have to stop looking there."
4. Just as popular: "Wow, this penis is huge!" This is usually followed by: "I really have to stop staring at it, I'm worse than the guy who has goggled me on the breasts earlier!".
5. "How long is this 80-year-old sitting next to me here?" With a view to the grandmother / the Opi next to us, who does not look a bit exhausted, but only totally relaxed.
6. "Should I rather go down to the bank? I'm really too hot, but who wants to be a" sauna farmer ", thirsty, thirsty, thirsty thirsty, what? I'm only in here for three minutes? not to be! "
7. "Do they actually make a vodka infusion? That was so funny 20 years ago on the Abifahrt!"
