No joke: why the quark mask is a self-protection!
There are these days when nothing really helps. The kids were whining, their father stressed out, getting wet twice in the rain, the bus driver yelled at me because I did not have change, and the package of ten eggs also popped on the tiled floor. Everyone knows that. On such days, there is only one solution for me: calm and a quark mask.
The child saw me with mask? and fell asleep again in shock
How it works? First, the children are sent to bed early, the husband in the pub or for sports. Then I stir nice quark into a bowl. If I'm nervous about it, honey and cream are added, otherwise it might even work with lean quark, even if it's not optimal in terms of beauty technology. Because in the end, it's not about the effect on my skin. Of course, he is not wrong, does it make her look smoother and healthier? but it's just a side effect. Actually, it's about something else!
With the Quarkmaske I keep the outside world off my back, it protects me above all from myself and my urge, really always, when I'm awake, to do something. Going out? Would only go in an emergency and greatly disturb the neighbors. To phone? Blurs and destroys the phone. Watch TV? It does not work if I put on cucumber slices, but it is also forbidden otherwise, because it distracts too much. So I'm damned idling when I put the mask on it. Wonderful. By the way, she also fights off other disturbances: When one of my children once woke up and saw me with a quarky face, it did not dare to contradict and fell asleep without hesitation within ten seconds.
With quark on my face, I feel like Batman
The mask is my shield, my camouflage, my sign that now is over. With her I feel like Batman under his bat masking. But unlike superheroes, quark mask time is not action but rest, it's my form of meditation. Now I just can not do anything except charge my batteries. Relaxation coaches advise to do nothing for 30 minutes a day. That's not so easy. With the help of my mask, I can do that at least twice a week. It saves me meditation DVDs, yoga classes, Tai Chi workshops.
Yes, maybe someday the divorce lawyer. Because after half an hour alone idleness I am a new person. My husband understood that very quickly. When I'm extremely stressed, is he ever going to the fridge? and get the quark out.
