Curious and super fun - that's what men do with their erections (except sex!)

Now let's be honest: You always thought that men with a stand only have sex in their heads, right? Granted, we too! As a Reddit survey has now found out, but we are so wrong. Because men are sometimes like children? especially when it comes to their best piece and especially when it is erected. Sex and masturbation is far from the only thing they think about. On the contrary, when it comes to penis, the masters of creation can suddenly become quite creative.

Do not you think? Here's the proof! Because that's what REAL men do with their penis when the going gets tough:

"Sometimes I play peanut baseball, you bend your stand to one side, drop a peanut and try to hit it with your penis." (FenderFan)

"In the bathtub, I pretend to be a shark and emerge from the water before triumphantly letting him splash in slow motion, like in a National Geographic documentary." (BonkeyKongCountry)

"I put a handkerchief on it and pretend it's a scary ghost." (Jing-Fong)

"I put it on a sheet of paper and draw around it, this is the perfect template for the Loch Ness monster." (Shaw-Deez)

"I tense my muscles so he moves." (Thistlemitten)

"I pick up my underwear from the floor with my toes, throw them in the air and catch them with my penis again." (Beat9)

"I often pretend to switch in a truck." (Peepingt0m)

"I use it with touchscreen devices." (Toubabi)

Yes, dear men, now it's out! Nice that you have your fun. But we also had that when reading your intimate revelations.

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