7 dating tips we never want to hear again
What you say: "Just take it with you."
What I say: Of course, I'll do that. Easy peasy.
What I think: If your husband wants a threesome, then just take it with you. Sometimes just does not work, because of the feelings and stuff.
What you say: "Clarify your status!"
What I say: Surely soon.
What I think: I'll do a shit. What should I do? Write him a yes-no-maybe note? Over my corpse! I'll wait until I get such a note from him. So much anti-emancipation must be.
What you say: "Think about what you really want. "
What I say: Jup.
What I think: Right after you explain the meaning of life to me. Oh, not so easy? You see ...
What you say: "You do not always need a label."
What I say: Nah, I'm easy.
What I think: Sure, loooooocker. The simplest discipline. Just wait and see. Is not really a problem ... Just in case, I can anyway practice my new signature ... so secretly.
What you say: "So if you're sure he's not the right one, it's a waste of time."
What I say: Oh, it's still nice.
What I think: Do you know what sometimes is just right? Spending time with a person who is guaranteed not the right person. It's called the whole "fun". Crazy thing.
What you say: "Maybe you should take some time before you let the next man into your life."
What I say: Maybe you are right.
What I think: And maybe you have no idea about distraction!
What you say: "If he is 45 and single, then surely he has a body in the cellar."
What I say: Uh, what did that mean now?
What I think: I am 45 and single. And if you continue to tell such stupid nonsense, I have a corpse in the cellar too.
