"Just kill it!" Absurd sex tips from the 19th century
Sex counselors are indeed like sand more. But you certainly have never read one like THIS. It dates back to 1894, by Ruth Smythers, the wife of American pastor L.D. Smythers. Instead of tips like "So you have the best sex of your life" she gives advice in the book "Sextipps for spouses" on how to prevent the lovemaking with the husband most effectively. You know, it's really weird!
Avoid sex in any case!
- By nature, most men are perverted and take every opportunity for disgusting practices. Not only for the normal sex act, but also to offer her own "abomination" to the woman's mouth.
- To pretend fatigue and headaches, the woman should save from sex. Best one hour before going to bed.
- If the man wants to kiss her, she should turn her head so that his lips only land on the cheek.
Sexual intercourse can not be avoided?
- Then the wife is to turn off the light and hope that the man hurts when wandering. Does not help anything, put to death. The smallest impulse could be interpreted as lust!
- Nakedness is taboo. Neither does the wife show herself naked, nor shall she allow her husband.
- If the husband dare to kiss the woman under sleep, she should jump up and pretend to have to go to the bathroom (then his lust would pass)
- After the lovemaking, the woman should immediately start to cry and tell the man what he has to do the next day.
Finally, Ruth Smythers suggests that an ideal man would approach the woman only for the purpose of reproduction. But so much selflessness is not to be expected from men ...
Is that really meant seriously?
Maybe, after all, these tips are over 120 years old. On the other hand it is rumored that the advice was only written in 1998 at the University of Washington. In that case, the tips would certainly not meant serious ... Anyway: We laughed heartily at the prudish Sexkunde!
