The single question: 20 pretty quick answers

I ordered my dream man 15 months ago in the bakery, but somehow have the delivery difficulties.
Well, I'm just an obnoxious carrion, that's what it's all about.
Because unfortunately you got the guy I was keen on.
Question: Why are you so interested in this?
Do not spread it, I just pretend to be a single. In truth, I'm married and incidentally have two affairs running.
Been there, done that.
As? You think I want a relationship, sweet!
Was that the whole question? I would have bet on it, that there is now the cliché of the "great woman" comes, in the "no one can understand that she is still single!"
Why else? Again!
With no other question do I maul my pretty head for 24 hours. Maybe you know the answer?
Why can not frogs play electric guitar?
Lalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalaala!
You, we can change that very quickly, hurry a minute?
If you ask me again in five semesters, then I am through with my psychology studies.
Incomprehensibly, no man wants to share the bed with me and my two giant snorts.
Because I'm an internationally known diva, who eats everyone for breakfast, who asks stupid questions about my love life.
Imagine, because I chose it myself!
Because even the NEON could not mediate.
Presumably, because I submit myself with too many flat-nose pliers, present ones expressly included.
Why is the earth not a disk?