Ten things that only chilblains know!
1. A warm scarf is always waiting in the office, a granny sweater, or a patchwork blanket hanging over your chair back. It's 25 degrees in July? Anyway, it's kind of so fresh in here, if you constantly air! Manno!
2. Hot shower is the allerallergeilste for you, Whether in the morning at home or in the swimming pool under the Raindance. There is already a snake forming? Oh people, go on, pull your tracks. Is good for the back!
3. you! Are! Quasimodo! Because: You actually run permanently with tightened shoulders and crooked backs around, just to lose no heat. The chiropractor is happy!
4. A trip to America? No way! Because: Air conditioners are the death for you. You are finally looking forward to adequate outside temperatures and have totally brave the short-sleeved rausgeholt? And then: Ice cold cars, restaurants, shopping malls? Brrr. Not with you...
5. "Close the window!", this sentence was already in the 8th Class most over the lips. And yes: Even then, you went with it really everyone totally on the cookie. Your quick-fix standard answer: "Nobody has yet sunk, but many froze!".
6. Call me onion, people! All of your outfits consist of at least three layers: merino wool undershirt, longsleeve, knitwear pullover, thick scarf. Any questions?
7. Cocoa? Tea? Grog with a shot? Take everything until your tongue burns. Main thing heeeeeiiiißßßß!
8. You only go to bed with a hot water bottle or grain pillow. If you are honest, the little heater is even more important to you than the man of your heart. Does not complain about your cold feet.
9. What is the only thing that is even better than showering? Right: blow-dry, And the entire body to the tips of his toes. "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!" ? so beautiful!
10. Oh yes, the heating bill, You better be prophylactically every month a Zwanni piggy bank. Because heating is with you from September to May. And on the rainy days in June, July and August.
