15 reasons why living alone is so awesome
Living alone is so great because ...
1. ... after a long day we can just hide the world outside
Door closed - and then rest!
2. ... we just have to get rid of our own filth
And we decide when it's really time to clean up.
3. ... we do not have to compromise
We can hang up totally weird but slightly ugly pictures. And do not have to eat from Omis ollem dishes that our partner has dragged.
4. ... we can go to the bathroom whenever we want
Also in the morning there is no stress. At the last minute, ALWAYS goes ALWAYS.
5. ... we do not have to agree with anyone, whether visit is welcome or not
Do not disturb!
6. ... in the morning we can drink coffee in impossible underwear or even naked
Nobody cares.
7. ... because we rule alone on the remote control
But, "Autopsy - Mysterious Deaths" is really a good series!
8. ... we can turn up our system with a great song
And you can completely relax while dancing.
9. ... we can perform funny sports workouts and yoga exercises at any time of the day or night
I like to move it, move it!
10. ... because an unmade bed, smeared toothpaste and dirty dishes do not bother anyone
At most us.
11. ... because the contents of our refrigerator are not halved as soon as we are on the way
Where is the Deinhard ?!
12. ... because we always wake up well
As a late riser, we are not awakened by the annoying partner. As early risers we do not have to consider the stupid late-sleepers. Eyes up and down the day, regardless of losses!
13. ... because we can spend hours reading pajamas on Sundays
Luckily nobody wants to talk to us.
14. ... because we can spontaneously redecorate the apartment
Without consulting every detail for hours before.
15. ... we have a retreat that corresponds to us 100 percent
Where we can be ourselves.
