From everything because of everything! THIS is all in the jungle camp FAKE!
Now it has to be strong because it could well be that I have to destroy all your illusions about the jungle camp. Because: NOT everything is real in the jungle camp! Waaaaas? We never expected that (irony off!).
One thing in advance: No, the jungle camp is not really in Cologne-Ossendorf. The camp is actually in Australia.
The jungle camp is NOT in the middle of the jungle:
Though not ? and that brings me straight to point 1? in the most dangerous jungle in the world. Instead, the bunks of the? Celebrities? on the site of a disused banana plantation about an hour's drive from the Gold Coast. Only a few meters away from the camp there is also the camp of about 600 production employees.
You do NOT have to look for the firewood yourself:
And they do not have to work as hard as the poor, poor campers always want to tell us. At least the firewood is practically on the street. The employees prepare the wood and distribute it on the site. Pff, everybody can do that!
The celebrities are NOT allowed to stand in the rain:
Also only half as dramatic is the rain. So that our celebrities do not swim away (that would not be so bad for one or the other copy), there should be an extendable sail in the camp, which protects them from the water.
The waterfall did not exist before:
Speaking of water, do you love the waterfall as much as I do? There is no other place in the jungle camp where so many embarrassing moments take place. I would like to remind you of the scene in which Jay Khan loved it? in the hope of finally becoming a topic of conversation in the German press again? Indira Weis stuck her tongue in her throat? and always stared pseudo-sharp into the camera.
Well, this waterfall is not real either. Allegedly, it is even switched off from 3 to 6 pm to save water.
The cockroaches and bugs do NOT live in the jungle:
In addition to the celebrities who have won a place in the jungle camp in numerous trash blacksmiths, my favorite roommates are still the millions of cockroaches and mealworms that these "celebrities"? make life so hard. Real Australians are not! Instead, they were bred in factories and bought there by an animal specialist for the show.
The native Australians among the crawlies, however, hardly come in contact with the celebrities. The camp is regularly searched by Rangers? and dangerous snakes or spiders are removed from them.
