Dear men, that's why you have to watch Christmas with us!
Dear men (yes, it feels kind of crazy to write to all of you ...),
but what I have to tell you is important enough for this drastic measure. And if you would follow my advice ... Hach, that would save relationships, revive our belief in Walt Disney, yes, basically make the whole world better, and take you a long way on Santa's naughty-or-nice scale maneuver "nice". I'm not exaggerating. It's just like that. Save every romantic, erotic and life guide. All mumps against this one advice:
GUCKS CHRISTMAS WITH US!
Yes, it sounds banal. but it is so logical. And you like logic so much ...
... then that does not affect our inner life positively. Suddenly you - the real guys - feel terribly brittle, stuffy and very unromantic. You cook us NEVER a three-course dinner and hides jewelry in it, you do not rent a snow hut, you decorate for Christmas, before we arrive and your love you confess you rarely under one of you picked mistletoe.
Mh, that too does not usually end well. Because what happens alone also happens when we get together. And suddenly we are in the middle of it, in the conversations, why we will certainly love women in the next life. But one, that one friend who says she saw the movie last year with her sweetheart in the movies. She does not need to tell her own love story. Nevertheless, we know immediately: It's done. She found the one real-life Hugh Grant.
Before you half-heartedly pretend to endure all the fun once a year and enjoy our tears of emotion ... Of course it's not that easy! Laughing at us is counterproductive. You can save the effort. That's where you come from, we're even more brittle, stuffy and unromantic! And rightly so!
It's like this: you do not have to do much. Do not climb mistletoe branches, do not cook a menu. A bag of chips is enough. If you just put your arm around us at the right moment, then we project all the beautiful, Christmassy, romantic-transfigured feelings solely on you. Yes, we really do not care about all this kitsch. Not really! But at Christmas, everything is a bit different.
Well, because of the love! After one and a half hours of languishing we will be back to normal. Promised! We'll get a beer with you and even watch some crazy shooting series the next day. At an overdose of lard we do not want to go to ruin. But this one Christmas movie per season, this one, that makes us believe that this is ACTUAL LOVE between you and us. And he makes us the one woman who can say: I saw the movie last year with my sweetheart.
