7 places where you should never have sex
We really do not want to spoil the fun, but in these places you should think twice about whether you want to have fun there. The danger is great that the shot goes backwards. If you dare, do not say we did not warn you ...
1. In the forest
Standing by a tree? Let's go through that. Everything else and especially sex on the forest floor is really not cool at all! Why? We give you three keywords: ants, sharp stones, hunting season ...
2. In the hotel pool
There is only one thing to say: disgusting. Because one must not forget that in spite of chlorine in such a pool any amount of germs, hair, dander and probably also urine frolicking. In addition, the sight is quite disturbing for diving children. A high on the private pool!
3. In the hammock
Swing, swing, that's nice. Only it is almost impossible to have pleasurable sex without landing on the floor. Our suggestion: It's better to just cuddle, because that's just fantastic in a hammock!
4. In the bathtub
Why does tub sex in movies always look so erotic? That's just a big lie! The truth is, if you do not have an XXL tub with a whirlpool function, it will be a huge mess. Because while you are still trying to squeeze into a suitable position and possibly even a whirl out, half the bath is already under water ...
5. In the cornfield
Sex in the cornfield. Somehow we have to think about Jürgen Drews. And on prickly grasses. And grasshoppers. And at suddenly emerging combine harvester. Conclusion: better not!
6. On the stove
Once at the knob and it's getting really hot under the butt. So, really hot! In the heat of the moment, you may not notice the attraction until you burn yourself. Do it better on the washing machine!
7. In the Ferris wheel
Nah, come people. The idea of pushing a number in dizzying heights may be super cool. In practice, it's just embarrassing. First of all, everyone can see you in most of the rides (including kids!), And second, most people in the gondola are more afraid of heights than orgasm.
