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Oh, Albert Einstein, you smart man! "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mystery," said the famous physicist once. For many couples, a utterly illogical statement: You mean that love is greatest when they have everything? but really everything! ? know, know and see their partner.
It is the little secrets that keep the romance. They protect our privacy. So we can remain interesting for our loved ones even after many years of relationship. For that to work, is it necessary to stay firm? even if the other is still so close to us. Certain things, couples should not do better to each other. Here is the list of no-go's:
1. Address the partner in public with an intimate nickname
"I'll take another big latte, cuddle bear!" and "Mauepupsi and I are about to go to the movies" are sentences nobody should hear? except cuddly and mousepads, if it must be necessarily. Pet names are meant for communication between two people? In public, they just seem embarrassing.
2. Cut toenails outside of the bathroom
One flies there, and with a crisp "snap" it has disassembled the next one. Alone: Anyone who thinks you can do the nail care comfortably in the living room or (even scary) at the dining table, is mistaken. At the latest when the partner finds the remnants of the unappetizing action, everything passes him by.
3. Farting and belching without inhibitions
Sometimes it slips out? May occur. But what goes too far: If one celebrates his Flatulenzen, as if he would expect a cup for it. Burps of sound may cause laughter in fifth graders during the break, but only one thing in the relationship: bad style.
4. Mutate into the presence of the parent to the toddler
As soon as mom and dad are visiting, is the actually adult partner transformed into a disabled infant? Mummy wipes the scraps of food out of the corner of his mouth while Daddy expertly cleans the garden pond? And the partner grins like a sheep? Do not do such humiliating situations to anyone you want to continue sex with.
5. Dig endurably for earwax
The finger deep in the ear, the look expressionless in the room. The fact that the partner sits arm-length away does not disturb the hunter of the lost lard. He has something to do. Gladly, the prey is then extensively reviewed from all sides and (urgs!) Like the tip kick in the room snipped. In doubt, only earmuffs help.
6. Express the pimple
Quite apart from the fact that medical and beauticians warn of the unrestrained repression? Who would ever hear a woman swarming? 'He had such big pus trousers, wow!' Yes, there are rumored to be couples expressing each other's blackheads on their backs. But there are also people who consider "breathless" by Helene Fischer the best pop song of all time. You do not have to understand everything
7. Constantly compare the partner with the ex
Another no-go: constant comparisons with exiles. "The Suse was not so cute in bed," or "With Thomas I was twice on Corsica, that was awesome!", Lead straight into the relationship nirvana. If you want to, you should always complain to the partner that he / she is not as great as his / her predecessor. Or just shut up.
8. Pave the floor with smelly socks
Wear socks until they stink like a very old Gouda, is already completely wrong. But then to distribute these stinky socks in the apartment as if it were a modern art project, is totally brazen and stinks us a lot.
9. Cultivate the gum look
Even if it is comfortable: Who at home only squats in baggy jogging jacks and spotty T-shirt and only aufhübscht when he meets with other people, sends a strange signal to his partner. In doubt: I do not care how you find me.
10. Make the partner round in front of others
"That's totally nonsense!" to partner in big round? and everyone knows how it is about the relationship: not good. Loyalty is one of the cornerstones of a good relationship. Those who are bossy at the expense of the partner, play it too easily.
11. Neglect body hygiene
This does not mean sweat after sport or on hot days? but the "I do not care about my body" sweat, which arises when one neglects the hygiene. Nobody expects the partner to smell like a Japanese cherry orchard, but they do not want to be exposed to the smell of sweat.
12th "open day" at the toilet
Since so many couples can claim that the walk to the toilet with the toilet door open is the proof of the greatest possible familiarity? we mean: The door belongs closed, in the name of romance. Who else erases all the funny pictures from our head?
