These souvenirs speak ironically and sarcastically? just like you

No more craving for these super-friendly "Happy" cards and pseudo-witty saying mugs? The "Grummelzwerge" ensure that your souvenirs are guaranteed attention.

I would like to say otherwise, but honestly, I'm a pretty scumbag. I curse a lot, like to joke at the expense of others and love black humor. But what chance does a person have, whose grandmother lives according to the motto "Dear lost a friend, missed as a punch line"? This is clearly a genetic story. So I can not do anything for. For people like me, who can not do anything with floral patterns, hypocritical friendliness, and serious seriousness, luckily there is something more snappy in the assortment of cards, mugs and key chains than the unspeakable Diddl mouse. We present: The Grummelzwerge.



Green, funny and in a bad mood

They look a bit like a moldy potato, always have a bad mood and a bad spell on their lips. There, where on other cups small "Made in China" is, stands at Grummelzwertassen "I was once a Pinkelbecken". That's what makes your heart go. The Grummelzwerge come from the spring of Thomas Wehlte and Helge von der Geest. Why did they have such a bad mood?"The world was bad and hypocritical!" It soon became clear to us that everything had conspired against us: girlfriend gone, money gone, the job unbearable, no desire for nothing, out of this really bad mood the Grummel Dwarf was born. Finally, there was someone who spoke what we felt. "And then say again, bad mood make you unproductive ...



SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 10 (May 2024).