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What the Supatopcheckerbunny has been thinking about "Fashion & Fashion"

Whenever the sun shines down from the sky on the houses, it also shines on the ugly houses. The sun makes no distinction between the very different architectural styles or the different colors of the houses. And that's exactly what she does with people! Whether you are beautiful or very ugly, whether you are a man or a woman or whether you are dressed fashionably or not? if you go out in the sunshine on the streets of the city or on the fields, if you live in the countryside, then you will always be treated the same way by the sun, and the radiation intensity of the sun will not be influenced by your own outfit at all. Yes, that's why some will think, what makes it all the difference if you wear clothes, in the morning before you leave the house or not, if that does not change anything anyway? This question seems logical, but of course it is TYPICAL DEUTSCH! Of course the Italian does not ask such a thing. The Italian still attracts fashionable, without ulterior motive of any useful effects. Yes, some will now criticize again, the Italian may do so, but he also has otherwise very different habits than us, for example, completely different food.



That's right, of course! Nevertheless, the Italian cuisine is also very popular with us, just think of spaghetti carbonara , If somebody suggests cooking Italian noodles from time to time, nobody will come and say, "Noodles are good and good, but the Italians dress quite differently, so I want his noodles not. "You understand?

If one disregards such intercultural implications (which of course is reckless these days, but sometimes you have to do that for the methodology), then it remains as a fact that unfashionable and poorly dressed people do not always have it easy with us. They are often not served in the chic cafes, they earn less money, and they find it difficult to concentrate for a long time. I too would rather look away. But at night I sometimes lie awake and wonder what I might do to help this person. One possible idea would be an emergency hotline for unfashionable people. There you can call, for example, if you dressed in green or if you have a tendency to motive socks. I give advice and comfort then. Because of the sun, the Supatopcheckerbunny also caters for the fashionably handicapped!



What the Hilfscheckerbunny has been thinking about "Fashion & Fashion"

Fashion or "fashion" is a topic that concerns all living things on earth! Because cyclical? so recurring as the seasons?, so earthlings change our style. And all! Not only us humans, but also the animals and trees! Think of the fox, who wears a different coat in the winter than in the summer season before. Just think of the chestnut, which lets follow the lushness of the summer a provocatively barren "Nude Look"! Fashion is one of the main themes of our existence, which is why famous philosophers and thought leaders deal with it every day. So René Descartes writes: "Actually, I'm a Versace fan, but Ralph Lauren designs very sexy classics." Descartes wants to tell us something important? and that he is a helpless intellectual who has no idea about fashion! That's a pity. Because that really does not have to be.



Descartes could easily ask me, the Hilfscheckerbunny, how that works with fashion. And then I would say to him, "Descartes, old house, just open the door of your study and walk out to the nearest kiosk. There you buy a few magazines, study them and work out the essential theses. If you have done all this, then you will know the secret. "So do I, the Hilfscheckerbunny, that too! Last week, for example, I bought In Touch, Elle, Haper's Bazaar, Vogue and Gala, in total for the equivalent of about 24 Reclamheften. I also studied the "Bread & Butter" catalog, which was free. I have excerpted the following theses: "Leo? a cat print sets accents. Decorative on fur, wool and silk. Hot with red or black! «? "Cool headgear is a real provocateur this winter. The more individual, the better! «? "Pants over pants. Pull casual bermudas over a pair of slim pants. The trendy layered look is ready. «? "Voluminous silhouettes are now the epitome of cool!"

"Black Beauty, the rocker, the fictional muse of chief designer Ennio Capasa, has grown up and is wearing tough-sexy costumes."? »Mysteriously sexy: worn with the right feeling, the Gothic look is very now!« ? "If Demin had political power, there would be no wars, because the blue material bridges historical, social and cultural discrepancies. So, dear reader, YOU know now, what is important in the next season. I wish you a lot of fun shopping, stay well dressed and greet Descartes from me if you see him in the fashion market. Probably at H & M.

What our fashion expert Kathrin Passig has considered on the subject

Exit from the fashion My name is Kathrin and I had a fashion problem. But you can stop fashion. You really just have to want it. And you have to be at the bottom, so leggings or as a man in leather cases on the belt, in which the cell phone or in bad cases a Leatherman tool is kept.

When the time comes, the most promising path leads back to normal life through a twelve-step program. Twelve-Step Programs were originally developed by Alcoholics Anonymousbut are also suitable for combating other drug and fashion problems; I reduced the process for our purposes to the four most important steps because fashion victims often suffer from an extremely shortened attention span. The first step is self-knowledge: We admit that we are helpless in the face of fashion and can no longer handle our approach to fashion and fashion. One indication of therapy need, for example, is that on eBay garments with sentences such as: "I would be happy if the jacket falls into modern hands, please neat offer." Or: "Elegance is not enough, it must be cared for. This Samoon shirt by Gerry Weber creates the ultimate in sensory stimuli, with this part you will find understanding without words. « Then it is high time to admit that you have a problem with fashion and that it can not go on like this. The second step is a thorough and fearless inventory of the wardrobe. We acknowledge God, ourselves, and other people the exact nature of our fashionable failures, and publicly ask forgiveness for the guilt we have incurred.

I say, just to demonstrate the principle that in the eighties I painted women's marks in all my underpants with a black edding, my fingernails with tip-ex for eco-paper had painted gray and years worn a Vokuhilafrisur that was dyed with henna. I'm sorry, and I'd like to apologize to all those present. But no one is free of guilt, for example, I learned from FIL that at the same time he had self-discolored glasses that were sometimes quite translucent, sometimes completely black, but most of the time had dirty tawny glasses that made you look like one sick moral troll. And also FIL could be cured.

The state of science today is that such fashion problems do not simply result from weak will or childlike trauma, but that probably underlying neurological deficits such as a troubled perception. Much like anorexics often look at their bodies in the mirror and think, "Whoa, who is the fat pig," one thinks of a troubled trouser, for example, at the sight of bad stretch jeans: "Hey, finally a pair of pants that fits perfectly!" Therefore, of course, the goal of therapy can not be to get away from fashion altogether; Rather, the aim is a normal handling of fashion issues. Accompanying exercises can be, for example, wear a longsleeve shirt over a T-shirt or perform in a reading on fashion, although you have no idea about it.

In the next step, we strive for active reparation. Cartoon socks are not allowed in the donation, where they may still have to carry the poor kids in the third world. Instead, only selected adidas jackets from the current collection and sneakers from this year and not less than 250 euros per pair come to the donation. In the fourth and final step one tries to pass on the message to others. And if one succeeds in doing so, without too many blatant buzz words to feature, then the disease is supercilious heililomat!

Fashion canon

This fashion canon applies to all people and for all times:

If you're looking for the '80s bitch look, remember that you look like a' 80s bitch afterwards.

Beards do not please everyone.

Eskimos have two million words for snow, but none for "out."

  • Not with high heels on the emergency slide!
  • If something is fashionable, you should buy it right now because it is
  • will not stay forever fashionable.
  • For hairstyles applies as for handbags: the nonexistent,
  • the better.
  • Under no circumstances should you put something in something else (sweater
  • in pants, trousers in boots, ears under Toupet).
  • Metrosexual is no excuse.
  • Being cool is so cool that it's uncool again.
  • Attired gentlemen should wear black socks, undressed
  • against it white (if at all).
  • It is always a sign of crisis in art history
  • and decay if the transitions are not marked. Therefore, show between shirt and pants a small bacon.
  • Put on your pants first, then your socks. When undressing
  • vice versa.
  • If you have no idea and still fashionable
  • If you want to be covered, you can be someone in the circle of acquaintances
  • looking, who has taste. Then you go with him
  • swim and steal his clothes.
  • The camouflage pattern is the Burberrykaro of
  • Berlin center.
  • Do not fall asleep with wet hair.
  • Konrad Adenauer has never been interested in fashion and was
  • anyway Chancellor.
  • Fashion color brown does not apply to the teeth.
  • Fashion is not that important, the main thing is to dress
  • decently.
  • No fashion is also a fashion.
  • Thou shalt make tassels on the four corners of thy
  • Mantle you cover yourself with.
  • The opposite of metrosexual is René Weller.
  • The clothing is spared, if you before masturbating
  • stores.
  • Shaving is prohibited if you do something in the media
  • makes. Except for political reasons.
  • Actually, it does not matter what you have in the darkroom.
  • Wool caps are worn in winter when it's cold. For
  • Just wear it inside so there is no excuse.
  • You can still find unfashionable ties in bed
  • Wear when you're alone and the light is off.
  • Everything is out.

Ulrike Mortal / Stese Wagner Supatopcheckerbunny and Hilfscheckerbunny: What we have considered on different topics! 224 pages, 9.95 EUR Broschur, Fischer Paperback ISBN 978-3-596-17651-9

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Leseprobe, Fashion, Fur, Ralph Lauren, Hennes & Mauritz, Gerry Weber