Tell me your eating habits and I'll tell you who you are
Everything with avocado
What it eats: The avocado is the fruit of the hour. Previously, she was spooned from the shell, now she's in smoothies, bowls and brownies. It also contains naturally unsaturated fatty acids, blablabla.
What you want to say with it: "Trend! Trend! I eat the trend!" the green fat fruit screams on the plate. Practical: You can just put it on everything, even on cake. And she looks good on the Instagram photo. However, the supposed trend is already slightly over it again. Avocados are best eaten by the Basic Bitches category. Which brings us to the daring thesis: who eats avocados, who also wears Ugg boots. Actually, you want to be hip, individual and special - but it is not.
Everything only vegan
What it eats: "I eat flowers because I'm sorry for animals" - the doctors sang it in 1988 (!). Only eating vegetables, fruits and fruits is not that new as a concept. Vegans is the heightened version of vegetarians.
What you want to say with it: Not a few vegans are less concerned with the health aspect than the ability to continue cultivating their eating disorders.
Everything without gluten
What it eats: In the supposed incompatibilities (This is expressly not meant celiac disease.) There is often a villain. Here it is the gluten. Gluten is gluten from different cereals that holds proteins together. A fabric that ensures that the dough does not fall apart. Often he is mentioned with such a disgust in the voice, you feel immediately very sticky.
What you want to say with it:
Similar to vegans, this trend is great for hiding its eating disorder. Beware, gluten is sensitive and weep fast. You can always ask for disinfectants, (sticky!) They have it safe. Likes to be combined with lactose intolerance to make the whole thing even more drama. Here the villain is the milk protein. Or maybe these people are just afraid of body gases.
Everything just macrobiotic
What does it eat? The macrobiotics are originally from Asia and should guarantee a long life. But leads in its pronounced form like almost all one-sided diets to deficiency symptoms. It is fed with rice, cereals, legumes, vegetables, algae, nuts and seeds, soy products and a little fruit and fish.
What does it want to tell us? If the macrobiotic lifestyle is the choice of nutritionist at the table, he or she may be older. The highlight of this trend was the forgotten lifestyle at around the same time as Madonna's last world hit. Both have been a bit longer, so. Since 2004, when Vogue released a green issue, the rest of the Hollywood baggage jumped on the bandwagon. What is left are Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow. Both have a problem with aging and almost panic fear of wrinkles. So the message is: Forever young, please. Taste it, whatever it takes.
Everything just meat
What it eats: At Paleo, meat comes first. Incidentally, there are also people who eat vegan paleo (pegan). But that is again without meat. But with berries, nuts, algae and salad.
What you want to tell us: Back to the Stone Age, juchu! This is because people who are longing for the alleged simplicity of life usually feed themselves. Living in a pack, sitting around the campfire and probably also polyamorous. After all, you were there sooner. Toilets, hygiene, shoes - mercilessly overrated. There is a second option: people who like to barbecue. Since the carnal lust no longer ends.
