Johnny Depp: Why I do not want to sleep with him anymore!
It started when my colleague was terribly upset about Tom Cruise, because there will be a "top gun" resume soon. "Did you see that lately?" He makes awful movies, no one needs that! " she called excitedly. "Who wants to see the fat hamster?" I think she used to be a fan. The passion she showed was a bit too intense.
I love him since I'm ten
Maybe I'll just shut up with others. I'm in love with Johnny Depp since I'm 10 years old. Since I saw him for the first time at "21 Jump Street", he has several stones on my board. Those brown eyes, the mouth, the cheekbones, the hair? I do not tend to groupietum, but John Christopher Depp had long done me a lot. Many years? actually even decades? This slightly rancid, but always casual type corresponded exactly to what I would have described at least visually as the ideal man. That he had a drug problem and slept with other women who somehow looked a tad bit better than me (Winona Ryder, Kate Moss, Vanessa Paradis), I did not care. This with Johnny and I was just a fantasy love. Unlike my real partners, there were no friction points between us.
Why can not he age with dignity?
I loved him in Gilbert Grape, as Edward Scissorhands, in Blow, Sweeney Todd, as Jack Sparrow and even in Alice in Wonderland. Still thinks that the man is a very good actor, besides he can sing and play the guitar. But unfortunately, he focused on something else: He behaved like a complete idiot. Late Midlife Crisis? At least. Where Tom Cruise uses too much Botox and too often emphasizes that he really does all the stunts himself and Brad Pitt obviously also uses too much Botox and drinks too much, Johnny Depp took Amber Heard. That he also drinks too much, you do not have to say here. I forgave him even Amber, although I already knew that she had changed everything. She was not his only problem.
Pale? Thin? Maybe stupid too?
All in all, I've long thought that JD could age with dignity, perhaps he would be more and more like Keith Richards, but he would keep his dignity. That was wrong. First, he had to marry the obviously heartless Amber Heard, then they parted in a war-like disaster that left not only them, but him too bad. Was my childhood crush not only a brutal drunkard, but also stupid? For the first time, I thought, "Maybe it's not you, Johnny, maybe it's up to me, it does not matter, it has no future with us."
He reminds me of the awful Axl Rose
For a couple of years, my ex-Hollywood fantasy lover has appeared pretty much on the heels of red carpets, most recently on Instagram he was pale and thin with a fan. Shortly thereafter, he absentmindedly presented himself at a concert with his band "Hollywood Vampires". , At the moment I realized: It's over with us. Not because Johnny does not look so nice. But because Johnny is stupid. Because he makes stupid decisions. Because he hangs fake guitars at concerts or got lost behind the stage. Because he could have had Vanessa, but Amber took. Because at the thought of him, I do not have to think about rose petals on my bed anymore, just the awesome, extremely badly aging Axl Rose, who always looks like he smells very unpleasant.
I do not care about age!
Now one could speculate that my departure has something to do with it, because Johnny shows me his own decline. But that's not it. I do not care that he gets older, that does not bother me. I will eventually too. But no, I do not like guys, who get dumber with age. That's so unsexy. I would not even want to sleep with him if I were single. Cheekbones or not. Brad, Tom, Johnny, look at George Clooney, he has it! A clever woman, two cute kids, no hard-nosed movies or not finding the right tone or instrument on stage. And that with the correctly dosed dose Botox has on it too.
