Bunny jokes: Funny sayings for Easter
Bunnies are just a part of Easter. Do you know where the Easter bunny comes from and why he hides colorful eggs? The whole story can be found here: Easter Bunny: Origin and Meaning. You can also decorate your apartment for Easter with cute rabbits. Look here: sewing Easter bunnies. There are other craft ideas here: Make Easter decorations yourself. Above all, we were the Häschenwitze done. Full of humor and just nice to tell:
The bunny and the pharmacist
The bunny comes to the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Haddu carrots?" The pharmacist says, "No, I do not have carrots, you can only buy medicine with me." The next day the bunny comes again: "Haddu carrots?" - "No," says the pharmacist. "I told you, I only sell medicine!" Will the bunny return to the pharmacy on the third day? At the door hangs a sign saying "no carrots today". The bunny says to the pharmacist reproachfully: "Haddu carrots!"
The bunny and the juices
If a bunny comes to a store and asks the seller: "Hattu apple juice?" - "Yes." - "Hattu carrot juice?" - "Yes." - "Hattu pineapple juice?" - "Yes." - "Hattu but a juice shop!"
Hasi at the roofer
The bunny watches a roofer at work. After a few minutes, it says, "Haddu up there carrots?" The roofer looks down to the rabbit, denies and slides out. He falls to the bunny right in front of the paws. The bunny bends over him with pity and shakes his head: "Häddu do not need to come so fast, I do not have any!"
Bunny joke in the candy store
Does the bunny come into the candy store: "Haddu square sweets?" - "No, I do not have square candies, just round ones!" The next day, the bunny comes back to the store: "Haddu square candies?" - "No, I still do not have square candies, just round ones!" The next day the same again: "Haddu square candies?" - "No, I do not have square candies, just round ones!" The seller thinks, now I have to sell square sweets, when they are in demand. So then the next day, when the bunny comes again: "Haddu square candies?" - "Yes, today I have square candies" - "Muddu suck around!"
Hasi in the gym
The bunny comes to a gym and asks an athlete: "Haddu Deo?" The athlete: "Of course I have deodorant." The bunny: "Use Muddu too!"
Pharmacy part 2
The bunny comes back to the pharmacy and asks: "Haddu carrots?" Apotheker: "Carrots in the pharmacy? No!" Next day: "Haddu carrots?" - "carrots in the pharmacy? Next day: "Haddu carrots?" - "Carrots in the pharmacy? If you come again and ask that, then I'll nail you to the wall!" Next day: "Haddu nails?" - "Nails in the pharmacy? No!" - "Well then: Haddu carrots?"
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Hasi in the carpet shop
Bunny comes into a carpet shop: "Hattu runner?" The seller answers: "Yes, we have them." - "Muttu but be careful that they do not run away!"
Bunny gets suspenders
Bunny has got new suspenders. It runs immediately to the little fox and asks: "Is your dad there?" - "Nah," says the fox. "Is your mom there?" "No," he replies. "Is your brother there?" - "No, not too." Then the bunny stretches the suspenders and says: "Willtu Kloppe?"
Hare in the snow
The bunny asks the snowman: "Haddu carrots?" - "Yes - in the face." - "Push Muddu out, or I'll blow you!"
Bunny joke at gas station
Does the bunny pass a petrol station and ask the pump: "Biddu a robot?" No Answer. "Biddu a robot?" Again no answer. "Biddu a robot?" Still no answer. "Muddu take the finger out of the ear, then you can understand me!"
Bunny in front of the judge
Bunny stands in front of the judge and asks him: "Haddu's authority?" - "Sure," says the judge, "of course, I have power of attorney!" "Muttu pants change," Bunny advises ...
Pharmacy Part 3
The bunny comes to the pharmacy and asks: "Haddu carrots?" - "No, I have no carrots." The next day the bunny asks again: "Haddu carrots?" - "No, I have no carrots." That's how it goes on for a while. One day, he is slowly pissed off the pharmacist when the bunny asks again: "Haddu carrots?" The pharmacist says: "Now it's enough for me with the damned carrot questioning.I'll give you the pharmacy! "Next week the pharmacist comes and asks the bunny:" Haddu carrots? "Then the bunny:" Haddu recipe? "
Hasi at the butcher
Bunny comes to the butcher: "Haddu pork knuckle?" The butcher: "No, unfortunately not!" The next day - Bunny comes back to the butcher: "Haddu Eisbein?" The butcher: "NO!" The next day - Bunny comes to the butcher: "Haddu Eisbein?" The butcher (happy): "Yes, now I have!" Bunny: "Put Muddu socks on!"
drugstore
Does the bunny come to the drugstore: "Haddu carrots?" - "Yes" - "Are you breaking my whole joke!"
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