• April 19, 2024

6 lies he tells about his penis

Sure, no man comes to you in the bar and picks up lies about his penis (if you do, you should quickly change the bar!). But if you've dated him or been in a relationship with him for some time, then he'll inevitably get some penis lies. Are these statements familiar to you?

1. I think by comparison I have a pretty big penis

Yes, keep dreaming. If someone can really compare, then we are women. After all, we not only see penises, we also feel them. And sorry men, you are often just mistaken!

2. I have never had potency problems

Really NEVER? It's quite likely that the erection has never happened, because that happens to every man at some point. But even when it happens more often, men struggle to admit it. That's why it often takes a long time to seek help.



3. Measured? No, I have never!

Do not even secretly get hold of a geodreieck? Whoever believes it will be happy! In fact, almost every man has ever measured. And all male, with a XXL-Zollstock from the hardware store!

4. I do not feel anything with a condom

Oh, nonsense! These things are so thin these days, that can not make that much difference. The truth is, most men are just too cumbersome to put on a condom. No one, takes too long, does not stay on it ...

5. He is busy

He does not serve this lie to us, but rather to his boys. After all, a true man is only the one who flatters at least three women every weekend. With us he is more restrained and prefers to ignore a few ladies acquaintances. After all, he wants to be considered gentlemen and romantics.



6. I like my penis

Too small, too crooked, too dark ... there are many supposed "blemishes". But only the least men would admit that they are dissatisfied with their lout. Hah yes, just do not show weakness ...

They Lie! (April 2024).



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